Dogwalker5

Daylight - Australian desert exterior:

A man wearing dark glasses is being led across the wilderness by a golden retriever, which is dressed in a hi-viz jacket with a lead and harness.

The dog stops and proceeds to have a dump.

The man pulls out a white plastic bag, bends over in the general direction of the offending deposit, stretches out his arm and picks up a sizeable gold nugget, which he puts in the plastic bag, which he then ties with a tight double knot. He stands up and throws the plastic bag + contents high into an adjacent eucalyptus tree. He walks away with dog.

Okay we get it Stylee you don't like critique.

Not sure about these Dogwalker sketches as they don't seem new, but reckon you could do something with the general idea.

Man walking a dog in a park. Dog stops and defecates. Man takes a plastic bag out of his pocket. he bends down, and holds the plastic bag firmly over the dog's head. After a minute or so the dog stops struggling and whimpering, and falls dead on the grass.

Man: Why? Why must they always shame me?

Man falls to his knees, weeping.

What are all these gold nuggets doing in the desert?