British Comedy Guide

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We see a policeman putting a drunken man into the back of a police van

MAN
"So you're nicking me for being drunk, what about the f**king drunk drivers at least I was walking home!"

The policeman rubs his chin and thinks

We see the policeman putting a drunken man into the back of a police van

MAN
"I didn't even know I was over the limit,it can't be by much, how come you got me what about all the f**king peados round here?"

The Policeman rubs his chin and thinks

We see a policeman putting a stark naked handcuffed man in the back of a van

MAN
"Those kids in the films are begging for it,anyway why pick on me just because I'm a peado, what are you doing about that f**king Hunka Wunda!"

Policeman rubs his chin and thinks

Please see the funny side of this as it's not malice it's just a case of someone else sent the ball over and I happened to be on the far post to head it in.

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