INTERNET COMEDY PHENOMENON JOHNNY TITTER IS HAVING A MEETING WITH COMEDY AGENT TONY STEVERSON
Johnny:
To be honest Tony, these days I'm having a bit of a crisis of confidence with the old Comedy game
Tony:
As with anything like this, you've just got to put the work in Johnny! And judging by your CV you've been very busy indeed.
Johnny:
Well Judging by my CV I also wrote Only Fools & Horses so I wouldn't take all of that as gospel.
Tony:
But I've seen your stuff online, I think it's pretty good. What was that sketch show the one with the Chair... Chunky Munter
Johnny:
I scrapped it after two sketches, it didn't go down very well on the BCG
Tony:
The BCG?
Johnny:
You know the one, count to 10, count to a million, name a sitcom beginning with X
Tony:
Oh yes, Chortle 2! Don't worry about what they think.
Johnny:
I know, I know but Tony you've got to help me! I don't know how to take that next big step. I want to go from aspiring writer with a few open door credits to a fully fledged writer with a few open door credits.
Tony:
Johnny I think you need to start writing again just for fun. Don't worry about the fame or money.
Johnny:
That's easy for you to say, but I've got a mortgage & a feedback fee from the Sitcom mission that needs paying off.
Tony:
Well you know what you need to do if you really want to get anywhere, Insult some producers.
Johnny:
I thought you were supposed to smarm up to them?
Tony:
Well that's a mistake a lot of amateurs make, the best way is to really be an arsehole towards them, if Tommy Cooper hadn't called Bill Cotton a C**t he'd have never left Tescos.
Johnny:
So what are you suggesting then? Should I e mail some profanities to one of them?
Tony:
No! The best thing is just to put some shit through their letterbox
Johnny:
Perfect! I've got just the script.
