External - Day - Somewhere in Wales
An elderly man is walking towards a shop
Man enters the shop
He is busy shopping picking up groceries, then he takes them to the counter
Shopkeeper tallies up the goods
Shopkeeper: Would you like a carrier bag for these sir? I will have to charge you 5p though
Man: No thanks son, I got my own
Man reaches inside his pockets and pulls out a very large pair of Y fronts, and proceeds to place the items into them.
Text reads on the screen
He should've gone to Specsavers.