1. INT. CAR. DAY.
A NERVOUS-LOOKING MAN TAKES A CD OUT OF ITS BOX AND SLIDES IT INTO THE CAR STEREO.
CD(V.O.)
Hello and thank you for purchasing volume 1 of "Sensual Relaxation, The Path To Success", everything you need to succeed in all you want to do. First of all, let's get comfortable. Lie down if you can, and we'll begin.
THE MAN ADJUSTS THE RECLINE KNOB ON THE SIDE OF HIS SEAT AND LIES BACK.
CD (VO)
Comfy?
THE MAN NODS.
CD(V.O.)
That's great. Now, the most important step in overcoming anxiety is to first learn to love yourself. So loosen your clothing, relax, and listen to this music.
A SULTRY BREATHY SAXAPHONE TRACK BEGINS TO PLAY. THE MAN UNDOES A FEW BUTTONS ON HIS SHIRT.
CD (V.O.)
Now, in order to truly love yourself to success, I want you to explore your own body. Try pinching your nipples. Go on, don't be shy. Pinch them.
THE MAN LOOKS A LITTLE BASHFUL, BUT DOES AS THE TAPE SAYS AND STARTS PINCHING HIS NIPPLES.
CD
Harder...
HE PINCHES THEM HARDER AND GASPS IN PLEASURE.
CD(V.O.)
Yeah, that's it. That's so good. Now keep twiddling your left nipple, while seductively sucking your right index finger.
THE MAN COMPLIES.
CD(V.O.)
Yeah. Suck on that digit. You're on your way to becoming a real success. Now, I want you to lose control, and do what comes naturally. Go on, do it now, now, NOW!
MAN:
Yes! Yes! Yes!
HIS HANDS ROAM LOWER.
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2. EXT. STREET. DAY.
WE SEE THE EXTERIOR OF THE CAR, WITH THE WINDOWS ALL STEAMED UP. IT'S ROCKING FROM SIDE TO SIDE. WE HEAR THE MAN'S MUFFLED CRIES OF ECSTASY.
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3. INT. CAR. DAY.
THE MAN IS RECLINED ON HIS CHAIR, SMOKING A CIGARETTE. HE LOOKS DISHEVELLED, SWEATY, AND HIGHLY SATISFIED.
CD(V.O.)
There now. All your anxiety has just melted away hasn't it? You've learned to love yourself,and now you can do anything you put your mind to. You're a winner. Go get ˜em, tiger!
CUT TO THE PASSENGER SEAT TO REVEAL A CLEARLY TERRIFIED DRIVING EXAMINER SAT THERE WITH A CLIPBOARD.
EXAMINER:
Right sir, if you're quite finished, please start the vehicle and exit the carpark.
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