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If you would like the whole book of 'The Royble'. Send an email to schoon at yahoo dot com and I'll send you the pdf for free.

"Book Of Marillion, Chapter 1 Verse 1
In the beginning Roy created Aylesbury and the earth.
And the earth was formless, there was a darkness over the sea, and a void over the land.
And Roy said, "LET THERE BE AYLESBURY."
And Roy saw Aylesbury and saw that it was good. But Roy had already created Aylesbury in the first sentence.
And Roy said, "OH BLOODY HELL. TWO AYLESBURYS. I WONDER IF I CAN SELL ONE."
And then Roy saw that Aylesbury was also part of the earth. (The part called Aylesbury, near Tring). And thus there were now three Aylesburys.
And Roy in his mightiness was getting fed up, but then he did see the amusing side, and did create a fourth Aylesbury, for a laugh."

The some stuff happens for about 170 pages.

Hahaha this is nice, but maybe I am biased as I used to live in Aylesbury, enjoyed it though.

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