THE MAYOR OF TORONTO AND HIS LAWYER EMERGE ON-STAGE.
LAWYER:
(CLEARS THROAT) The Mayor has asked me to read the following statement on his behalf.
(RAPS) 'I ain't smoked no crack! I ain't whack! And that's a fact!
Yeah I do blow, up the nose, but I don't smoke it, like dem goddam hos!
So, ignore the videos, and what you think you see, 'cause that ain't a crack pipe, you get me?'
BEAT
Any questions?
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