SERGIO GARCIA IS UP IN FRONT OF A JUDGE.
JUDGE:
Mr Garcia, plotting to serve a racially insensitive meal is a very serious offence.
SERGIO:
Look, I know my quip has teed off a lot of people, PUTT there are mitigating circumstances!
JUDGE:
Such as?
SERGIO:
Well, I was very underpar that day!
JUDGE:
That's not what a little birdie told me.
SERGIO:
Look, I am not a racist. Some of my...
JUDGE:
Best friends are black?
SERGIO:
They are! And let me tell you; they all loooove fried chicken!
JUDGE:
Mr Garcia, do you WANT to dig a deeper hole for yourself?
SERGIO:
Okay, look, tell me this... if it's wrong to give KFC to a black person, then what CAN you serve them?
JUDGE:
Isn't it obvious?
BEAT
SERGIO:
(CLICKS FINGER) Watermelon!
END