Why do hairdressers never listen? Page 3

Thong, thung blue?

Quote: Chappers @ June 7 2013, 9:10 PM BST

Thong, thung blue?

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As long as it's not "weeping like a willow".

Whoa, just discovered that Leon Russell co-wrote it with Diamond.

Quote: sootyj @ June 6 2013, 7:58 PM BST

had to paste up this sketch I wrote ages ago

WOMAN IN A HAIRDRESSER'S TALKING TO HAIRDRESSER WHO IS PARTIALLY UNSEEN.

WOMAN
Ok I want the layered cut that Kate Winslett had in Vogue this month, but I want it the length of Lady Ga Gas at the Emmys and with Beyonce highlights.

HAIRDRESSER
Winslett, Ga Ga, Beyonce got it.

WOMAN
I want it to say "You can buy me breakfast but it'd better come with an engagement ring."

HAIRDRESSER
Ring, breakfast got it.

THE HAIRDRESSER SHAVES THE WOMANS HEAD WHO SITS IN OPEN MOUTH HORROR. THE HAIR DRESSER THEN POPS A WET SPONGE ON HER HEAD AND ROLLS UP HER LEFT TROUSER LEG.

WOMAN
Where did you learn to cut hair?

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No one else seems to have mentioned this, but... is that sketch missing a punchline?

Well I was too polite too mention

Maybe punchlines aren't Sootyj's strong suit?

Quote: Raymond Terrific @ June 9 2013, 4:15 AM BST

No one else seems to have mentioned this, but... is that sketch missing a punchline?

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Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!