why did the feminist die crossing the road?
she wasn't paying attention to the red man!
Respond accordingly
Jeremy Clarkson was out for a drive.
There's something there but it's poorly constucted.
Why couldn't the feminist cross the road?
Becuase no man would tell her when it was safe to cross.
Nice edit Zooo! 
WHy did the feminist cross the road. Because she f**king wanted to!
Because she had a heart attack. What are you, a mysogynist or something?
why didn't the feminist cross the road?
because it wasn't her turn
why did the feminist cross the road?
because the kitchen was on the other side
Are you related to Ken, NT?
Why did the feminist cross the road?
Because she was an empowered woman who went around ruining jokes.
Why didn't the feminist cross the road?
Because no green man is going to tell her what to do.
Finally, one that works!
No offence, all. 
why did the feminist cross the road?
because she's a man hating lollipop lady