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Just watched Tom Hanks using some litmus paper to

I've just watched Tom Hanks using some litmus paper to measure the PH of Carol Vorderman's sick. There's all sorts goes on round here. I like beautiful animals with pink/brown/off-white/swarthy/really dark/milk bottle skin, some with more body hair than others. I notice things then write them down. You can read about it here www.stjohnmorris.com and http://twitter.com/stjohnmorris

I heard that Julia McKenzie & Anton Rodgers are to star together in a new comedy called Fresh Fields so look out for that too. I'm meeting Dean Gaffney up an alleyway soon. We are doing to pour buttercup syrup in a pensioner's hat.

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It's Bob Mortimer incognito.

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