Help me choose.......

Am staying is Newcastle at moment and brought 5 DVD's to watch on nights when there is sod all to do and I'm on my tod. I need help choosing (plus this should eat up some time and brain cells) one for tonight. Please help me choose which one to stick on the laptop after my shower and ordering the takeaway.

1) Battle Royale - Not so good on your tod cause the fun comes from doing the dramatic opera singing at the begining in a cat skined alive way with your mates.

2) Hairspray - the John Waters original.....DON'T get me started on the remake!

3) There's something about Mary - brought it with me as I haven't seen it in ages!

4) Mureal's wedding - for the cheese.

5) Flash Gordon - FLASH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Without mocking me on my bad taste, please help!

For me its Battle Royale or Flash. I thought Something About Mary was rubbish, it and Shrek were the only comedy movies i've seen where I haven't laughed once or even smiled. Muriel's Wedding is great for the accents. I haven't seen Hairspray (i'm a bloke) but I bet its not as good as Westside Story (OK i'm not a proper bloke).

1 and 2!
In that order, to cheer you up after mass teen killings.

3! Damned funny! That reminds me, I need some hair product..

FLASH every time

Since it's the only one I've seen - even if it is a bit shit - number 5.

Come on Flash!!!!

No.5 Cheese with a side order of cheese

But gotta love it.

"He'll save with a mighty hand, Every man every woman, Every child - with a mighty FLASSSHHH"

Despatch war rocket Ajax...

Having said that, theres something to be said for Japanese schoolgirls running round with machine guns.

Quote: Ginger Jesus @ August 16, 2007, 8:53 AM

Having said that, theres something to be said for Japanese schoolgirls running round with machine guns.

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Yeah; neither a pretty nor comforting sight.

Flash! Ah ah. You can enjoy all that manly flesh! I'm talking about Brian Blessed of course, although I understand from another thread that he is not a real person.