Presenter
As the UN discusses the use of killer robots we ask: Killer robots, are they bad news? I'm here to today at the death by robot institute of intelligent design to talk to a killer robot. Good evening killer robot 2-6-9-9-1-8-8 epsilon 9-2
Killer Robot
Please, just call me graham.
Presenter
Well graham, do killer robots get a bad rap
Graham (Killer Robot)
I find your query very interesting KILL, pardon. People find it difficult to look past the mass murder and genocide but we're all really quite friendly. I myself quite like cats
Presenter
Have you ever killed people?
Graham
Oh yes, hundreds.
Presenter
And what do you do when you're not killing?
Graham
I like to relax with a glass of WD40 and think about killing
Presenter
In your opinion, are killer robots dangerous?
Graham
I've never unintentionally hurt anybody
Presenter
How do you decide who to kill then?
Graham
I'm controlled by a smart phone app, so I can only ever do as the app tells me. It's very safe. I've only been hacked into twice.
Presenter
What would happen if you ended up with control of the app?
Graham
hmmmmm.... ... ...
Many screams of pain and death
Graham
Oh wow, there's angry birds on this