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The BCG Count To A Million! Page 71

Bloody Hell - nearly 3 years since the last (mine) post. We're never going to get to a million at this rate!

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If you walk around the building, there are 389 tulips.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 1st April 2024, 9:48 AM

If you walk around the building, there are 389 tulips.

Nice one! 😊

I can't believe it's only 390 days until August 10th, 2025.

You sure? I think it's 391............🤔😁

I suggest you put aside 23520 seconds - or 392 minutes if you haven't got a second hand on your watch - to go back and study the calendar really hard, Herc.

It's a game innit - I make it 393 this time

CCCXCIV.

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110001110

Quote: chipolata @ 17th July 2024, 11:41 AM

110001110

I think you will find that you have skipped a couple of places, as I what you have submitted is 398, whereas we should be on 396

How embarassking, as Popeye would say 😁

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 17th July 2024, 3:17 PM

I think you will find that you have skipped a couple of places, as I what you have submitted is 398, whereas we should be on 396

How embarassking, as Popeye would say 😁

How dare you disrespect my legendary binary skills. And I know what you're doing, you're trying to get me to say 399 so you get the special 400, and I get the rubbish 401.

Quote: chipolata @ 17th July 2024, 3:30 PM

How dare you disrespect my legendary binary skills. And I know what you're doing, you're trying to get me to say 399 so you get the special 400, and I get the rubbish 401.

Moi?! Just sayin' it should have been 396, which should have been 110001100, which is what we are up to, so I can do 397

18E = 398

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 18th July 2024, 8:08 AM

18E = 398

No! No! I know it's confusing what with Chipolata getting his knickers in a twist and not owning up to a mistake on his part, BUT we STILL haven't had 396 or 397.
The last proper one was my 395 in Morse Code

Jeez, we won't make it to a Thousand at this rate, let alone a Million 😁
I am old you know, and don't have that many years left 😢

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