The BCG Count To A Million! Page 59
Nice one, but I prefer mine of the dancing queen..... 
What time do you go to a Chinese dentist?
Quote: playfull @ 21st December 2015, 12:36 PM GMTWhat time do you go to a Chinese dentist?
Thrummmp tisshhhhh. I thank yow! One from the ark there ladies and gents. 
The number Ted Rogers said when he was pissed on that quiz show with Dusty Bin and got his catch phrase wrong.
To Tree Too
SET OUT IN SECTION 233 OF PASCAL'S POSTHUMOUSLY PUBLISHED PENSÉES
HTTPS://EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG/WIKI/PASCAL%27S_WAGER
PASCAL'S WAGER IS AN ARGUMENT IN APOLOGETIC PHILOSOPHY DEVISED BY THE SEVENTEENTH-CENTURY FRENCH PHILOSOPHER, MATHEMATICIAN AND PHYSICIST BLAISE PASCAL (1623-62). IT POSITS THAT HUMANS ALL BET WITH THEIR LIVES EITHER THAT GOD EXISTS OR THAT HE DOES NOT. BASED ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT THE STAKES ARE INFINITE IF GOD EXISTS AND THAT THERE IS AT LEAST A SMALL PROBABILITY THAT GOD IN FACT EXISTS, PASCAL ARGUES THAT A RATIONAL PERSON SHOULD LIVE AS THOUGH GOD EXISTS AND SEEK TO BELIEVE IN GOD. IF GOD DOES NOT ACTUALLY EXIST, SUCH A PERSON WILL HAVE ONLY A FINITE LOSS (SOME PLEASURES, LUXURY, ETC.), WHEREAS THEY STAND TO RECEIVE INFINITE GAINS (AS REPRESENTED BY ETERNITY IN HEAVEN) AND AVOID INFINITE LOSSES (ETERNITY IN HELL).
PASCAL'S WAGER WAS BASED ON THE IDEA OF THE CHRISTIAN GOD, THOUGH SIMILAR ARGUMENTS HAVE OCCURRED IN OTHER RELIGIOUS TRADITIONS. THE ORIGINAL WAGER WAS SET OUT IN SECTION 233 OF PASCAL'S POSTHUMOUSLY
(LOVE THIS VERSION ON HTTP://RATIONALWIKI.ORG/WIKI/PASCAL'S_WAGER )
"PASCAL'S WAGER: BELIEVING IN AND SEARCHING FOR KRYPTONITE - ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT SUPERMAN EXISTS AND WANTS TO KILL YOU."
2,3, 4 ....well she was just seventeen
TWOTHREEFIVE
Reported on WCTI NewsChannel 12
'Powerball jackpot jumps to $900 million'
A winner of the Powerball jackpot have a choice of taking the prize as a $900 million annuity or as a lump sum single payment of $558 million. Here are three things to consider.
How many winners choose annuity? Most winners choose the lump sum. Since the lump sum became an option in November 1997, 10 winners have chosen the annuity and 236 have taken the cash.
Lemmie + Bowie + Rickman + Richard Beckinsale = 239