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Marie Helvin at 62 - This is My Last Lingerie Shoot

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Quote: A Horseradish @ 21st June 2015, 9:49 PM BST

Marie Helvin at 62 - This is My Last Lingerie Shoot

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-3126249/Marie-Helvin-62-lingerie-shoot.html

Oh but the face looks so plastic!

What? You weren't looking at her face?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st June 2015, 9:01 PM BST

F**k me! :S

Sorry. Was that supposed to be position 61 or 62?

Quote: Chappers @ 21st June 2015, 10:17 PM BST

Sorry. Was that supposed to be position 61 or 62?

Oh Chappers, you know it is the one where you swing in on the chandelier while I am legs akimbo on the fridge!

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g1128310-d3716661-Reviews-No_63-Brechin_Angus_Scotland.html

Before Herc or OR get there.........

"When I get older losing my hair..."

When I'm 64 - The Be-Atles.

No fair! I was in bed. :(

What was the official retirement age for men - 65

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Ah, nice one Will "Well if you ever plan to motor west"

The two numbers between 5 and 8

http://youtu.be/Rz_BvmQ9V7E

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The 70 MPH Speed Limit.

Quote: Chappers @ 21st June 2015, 10:17 PM BST

Oh but the face looks so plastic!

What? You weren't looking at her face?

Sorry. Was that supposed to be position 61 or 62?

Still has a fit body but I agree about her face.

It's the same as the one most American women now have.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 21st June 2015, 10:34 PM BST

Oh Chappers, you know it is the one where you swing in on the chandelier while I am legs akimbo on the fridge!

You both now have time on your hands fellas. Turn it into a permanent installation for the Turbine Room at Tate Modern. As long as the chandelier isn't fitted by Delboy, Rodders and Grandad, you could become mill yonaires.

The person who started this clearly didn't factor in that we could never finish it, as even without the fits and starts, if we posted 10 times a day it would take 274 years. :S

Will BCG be about then? Will Chappers still be alive?

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd June 2015, 9:12 PM BST

The person who started this clearly didn't factor in that we could never finish it, as even without the fits and starts, if we posted 10 times a day it would take 274 years. :S

Will BCG be about then? Will Chappers still be alive?

Obviously.

It was David Watts.

Erm, Smith.

Before your time.

And mainly before mine.

Something of a bell end.

Erm, leg end.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd June 2015, 9:12 PM BST

The person who started this clearly didn't factor in that we could never finish it, as even without the fits and starts, if we posted 10 times a day it would take 274 years. :S

Will BCG be about then? Will Chappers still be alive?

In that case we'd better get our collective fingers out then hadn't we.

And you worked it out? You could've posted a number in that time.

Ian Janis's only English hit.

71 At.

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