British Comedy Guide

Identifying the sauce

We see a dining room chair in a plastic bag marked 'NHS Medical Supplies'

We see a nurse and a skinhead putting the chair into a van marked' NHS Obesity Prevention Program'.

We see the nurse and the skinhead in a bedroom, there is a man on a bed naked from the waist up his torso and massive tits are covered in food.

The man who is at least sixty stone has been eating a pizza and a kebab from each hand but has nodded off watching Breakfast TV on a flat screen TV.

The nurse then indicates to the skinhead to get the chair out of the bag.

The skinhead is then directed to hide behind the partially opened bedroom door with the chair raised over his head.

The nurse then hides behind the flat screen TV from where she can see the skinhead.

The door opens fully and a little old lady walks in carrying two Mc Donald's paper carrier bags in her hands and she has a Burger King bag between her teeth.

The nurse then nods and the skinhead smashes the chair over the old lady's head.

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