British Comedy Guide

A dying breed

Midnight on the roof top of the Hotel Martinez in Cannes

We see two men in black polo necks with ropes over their shoulders.

The elder of the two has a pencil thin mustache and is drinking a Campari in a cocktail glass and is smoking a Gauloise whilst toying with a calling card that has an image of a black cat on it.

The younger man has acne and is drinking a can of Stellar Full strength and smoking a spliff as he listens to his iPod with his headphones.

Below we see an elderly lady on a balcony; she is placing a diamond necklace into a jewellery box.

The elderly man nods toward the younger

The young man then drops a large brick onto the woman's head and kills her outright.

The older man then walks away over the roof in total disgust.

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