Worse than Hitler

A man storms into a ventriloquist dummy shop holding a dummy dressed like Hitler.

The owner who is dressed in lederhosen and looks like Pinocchio's dad looks over his half moon glasses as he speaks.

OWNER
"Is der zee problem wiv zee dummy sir?"

MAN
"A problem, it's a racist that's the problem; you should have heard what it was saying on the Tube on my way home! I had to get off and get a cab here"

OWNER
"Are you sure it's ze dummy that's the racist sir?"

MAN
"What are you trying to get at you fat f**king German c**t"

DUMMY
"Help me!"

That's quite clever, Teddy.
I'd lose the first 'f**king' to let the swear word in the last line come as more of a suprise.
Smart, that.

Thanks Lazzard and you're spot on about the adjustment.

Nice one Teddy.

Thanks Mr Sunshine I count that as high praise indeed!

Easily the best of your reent bunch, that's very funny: I love the last line, it provides a lovely extra rwist.

You see, Teddy, they're not all musings, or things you've simply knocked out or just a bit of fun, never to see the light of day.
The next step - and it's the hardest - is learning to tell the difference.
Good sketch.

Very funny sketch.

A classic sketch.

Like this mate, could see it working as a live action or animated.

Good one Teddy.

Thanks folks

Nice one, good twist at the end.