A fat bastard walks into Greggs and joins the queue.
The woman behind the counter notices that the fat bastard is rubbing himself against the glass of the heated pasty display; she can see he is sexually aroused.
WOMAN
"Excuse me please could you stop pressing yourself against the display glass please!"
The fat bastard waddles out and heads over to Asda and joins the cooked chicken queue.
As he does so starts to press himself against the rotisserie glass and becomes sexually aroused as the chickens rotate.
The woman on the cooked chicken spots him.
WOMAN
"Excuse me could you step away from the glass please you're making me uncomfortable!"
The fat bastard waddles out and then enters a Kebab shop
The man behind the counter spots him and looks at his watch
KEBAB MAN
"Oy you're late for your shift innnit and we ran out of tahini ten minutes ago"
The man then gives the fat bastard a tub and a photo of a kebab from the menu.
The fat bastard takes them both and goes into the staff toilet.
