We see a man in a suit and tie with a briefcase standing in the foyer of a police station waiting to speak to the sergeant behind the desk.
SERGEANT
"How can I help you sir?"
MAN
"I'm a Class A, level 1 pedophile and I have just moved into the area so I have come to register at this station"
SERGEANT
"I see, just wait there my inspector deals with you lot"
The sergeant goes into the back office
We then see an old man dressed only in a towel walk in.
The old man talks to the peado
OLD MAN
"Can you help me I was in the bath in my bungalow when I heard a noise in front garden, I've had some of my gnomes stolen in the past so I rushed out and the front door shut behind me. I can't back in and my main gnome has been stolen!"
PEADO
"You'll have to wait mate I was here first"
The inspector then walks out and sees the old man and the man in the suit. He speaks to the man in the suit first as he does so he winks.
INSPECTOR
"Just a moment sir my sergeant will deal with your query, I just need to have a word with this 'Gentleman'"
The inspector then scowls as he address's the old man in the towel.
INSPECTOR
"Right you filthy bastard what's your game and where the f**k are your clothes?"
OLD MAN
"I need you to come round and get in through a window so I can get dressed so I can go out looking for Little Willy"
The inspector then coshes the old man over the head with a telescopic baton and drags him into the cells.
