British Comedy Guide

The Chase

A desperate looking man is standing by a door telephone in front of an appartment. He buzzes the door telephone.

F/X Bzzzzz Bzzzzzz

Lady's voice in door telephone: Hello?

Man: You got to help me!

Lady's voice in door telephone: Who is this?

Man: Quickly you got to help me now!

Lady's voice in door telephone: Help you with what?

Man: Let me in, they are after me!

Lady's voice in door telephone: Sorry do you know what time it is? It's the middle of the night.

Man: If you don't let me in now. I'm done.

(silent break)

F/X: Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(Man enters appartment and meets lady)

Lady: Who are after you?

Man: The police.

Lady: Is the police after you? Well then I have to ask you to leave right away. I'm not getting mixed into to something.

Man:I'll go in 5 minuttes time. Thank you for helping.

Marvellous sketch! Thrilling and thought-provoking.

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