Quote: Tony Cowards @ May 13 2013, 2:24 PM BSTDalek bread? DALEK. BREAD?
It is written.
Shoot it now.
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I like the idea very much, but the Dalek's gag isn't very strong. However, there's so much potential to lampoon Daleks/Standup. Room for a heckler being ruthlessly exterminated?
Quote: Ben @ May 15 2013, 12:18 PM BSTI like the idea very much, but the Dalek's gag isn't very strong. However, there's so much potential to lampoon Daleks/Standup. Room for a heckler being ruthlessly exterminated?
Ta Mate
I was going to do a knock knock Joke.
Dalek Standup
Knock Knock
Audience
WHos there?
Dalek Standup
Doctor
Audience
Doctor....
(The Audience Stars Freaking out)
The Doctor!! Doctor!! Exterminate the Doctor
They all start wheeling back and forth firing into the air.
Quote: Gavin @ May 15 2013, 12:22 PM BSTTa Mate
I was going to do a knock knock Joke.
Dalek Standup
Knock KnockAudience
WHos there?Dalek Standup
DoctorAudience
Doctor....
(The Audience Stars Freaking out)
The Doctor!! Doctor!! Exterminate the DoctorThey all start wheeling back and forth firing into the air.
I like this more.
When you focus your mind, there is a lot of material that a stand-up Dalek could use. It has such great potential.
The dalek bread and knock knock gags are spot on.
Perhaps he tried cyber sex but there was no way to penetrate the cyber-man. That could be re-worked into a gag
Weeping Angel mime, walking into the wind...
How about the police break into Dr Who's bedroom and he is standing next to Jimmy Saville and they are both naked.
On the bed face down is a Henry Hoover with a plaster over its mouth and its tube tucked under it so it sticks out the back. The dirty bastards have also taped bubble wrap to the body and sprayed it silver so it looks like a junior Dalek.
It's a bit f**ked up but there is a market for Sci Fi/ Saville porn, I believe it's in Doncaster
Quote: Gavin @ May 15 2013, 12:22 PM BSTTa Mate
I was going to do a knock knock Joke.
Dalek Standup
Knock KnockAudience
WHos there?Dalek Standup
DoctorAudience
Doctor....
(The Audience Stars Freaking out)
The Doctor!! Doctor!! Exterminate the DoctorThey all start wheeling back and forth firing into the air.
Nowthat's funny
(could you work in an oncoming storm line?)
Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2013, 3:40 PM BSTNowthat's funny
(could you work in an oncoming storm line?)
I'm not sure mate. Be a bit of a squeeze, perhaps have it as a poster, so like a visual gag.
Are you familiar with the South Park episode Funnybot? It was entirely about a Dalek-like stand-up comedian that took the world by storm and ended up exterminating audiences. "Awk-ward" etc.
Quote: Kenneth @ May 15 2013, 4:34 PM BSTAre you familiar with the South Park episode Funnybot? It was entirely about a Dalek-like stand-up comedian that took the world by storm and ended up exterminating audiences. "Awk-ward" etc.
Ah yeh Funnybot, I suppose you could draw a similarity. Its not really the same though?
I was thinking of a fart joke.
Daleks are tricky they are so intrinsically funny that its hard to make your mark.
Perhaps the Dalek isn't getting a laugh says "cold room" and we see its full of Ice Warriors.
Quote: Gavin @ May 15 2013, 4:42 PM BSTAh yeh Funnybot, I suppose you could draw a similarity. Its not really the same though?
It's not the same as Funnybot. It just reminded me of Spike Milligan's Pakistani Dalek, but without the dog with spinning ears and all of the "put him/her in the curry" jokes and the great punchline. Did you ever see the lesbian porn film about Daleks?
I liked it mate
Looked good, sounded good & was funny.