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How many times do you breathe per day? Page 3

I thought I was perfectly clear. And here I am on the bastard thread again

You mean everytime someone replies to this thread you feel compelled to read it?

I think that's what she means, lets not feed her compulsion any longer.

Agreed!

It's the right thing.

Well I breath about 30000 times at Christmas and New Year.

I can't breath at all after my Christmas dinner.

Throughout the entire period?

Only while the sprouts are settling.

Why? Most of the period.I do it a lot when I open my presents.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 13 2013, 7:15 PM BST

Only while the sprouts are settling.

I do breath about 30 times when I have sprouts.

Who's talking to who? you talkin' to me?

Yeah Smarmy

Thank God for that ;)

Am I in the Twilight Zone?

You must be zooo.

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