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How many times do you breathe per day?

Today it was 90045 times (so far).

EDIT: 90056

Oh, I've forgotten the question mark in the title. Amateur.

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Sometimes I breath out backwards so I can breath out all day, then I might switch to breathing in all day the next day, keep it interesting.

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I'm off to breath in the shower now.

Oh, maybe I should make a "Where's your favourite place to breathe?" thread?

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Only 6 times today, thought I'd save it for the weekend!!

Quote: Lee @ May 10 2013, 8:42 PM BST

Only 6 times today, thought I'd save it for the weekend!!

Do you prefer deep or shallow breaths?

Shit, off topic, maybe another thread for that vital question.

'Big breaths'

'Yeth. And I'm only thixteen.'

If you think to hard about breathing, breathing becomes difficult :(

Oh yeah! :O Amazing!

Shit, where was I?

Pfft.

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your like a breath of fresh air ;)

I had about 88000 breaths today.

Quote: David Smith @ May 10 2013, 9:39 PM BST

I had about 88000 breaths today.

Are you done for the day then?

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Not I must a few more before I go to bed however I can't count them when I go to bed.

You'd set up a camcorder or something if you were taking this seriously.

I wouldn't though I am not going to record my self sleep.

David, you're either in or you're out.

Same to you.I am in.In for what.

Quote: David Smith @ May 10 2013, 9:43 PM BST

I wouldn't though I am not going to record my self sleep.

Do I have to do everything?!

Quote: Lee @ May 10 2013, 9:44 PM BST

David, you're either in or you're out.

This is soooo true!! :O Like breathing! :O

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