A wet cold strip of motorway in the dead of night.
We see a man in a sports car flashing angrily at a camper van to get out of his way.
The man in the camper van looks over and the sports car driver gives him the finger and laughs as he passes him.
Traffic cones then filter the traffic into a gridlock situation and the sports car ends up back behind the camper van.
A flashing sign in the rain shows 'Minimum Delay six hours'
The man in the sports car gets out with a coat over his head and joins other angry drivers but they are sent back into their cars by an angry policeman.
As the man sits in the sports car he notices that the man in the camper has just got out of a hot shower and is sitting at a little table drying himself off with a big fluffy towel.
The man in the sports car puts on a CD of Classical Music and closes his eyes and leans back in his seat.
When he opens his eyes again the man in the camper van is now in his pyjamas and laughing his head off as he watches Benny Hill on a small flat screen TV on a bracket in the corner of the van.
The next morning the man in the sports car wakes up with his coat over him, he is aching all over and stretches and groans at the pain it causes.
As he stretches he looks over and the man in the camper van is being served a full English by a fantastic looking woman.
The traffic starts slowly and soon it flows and the man in the sports car drives past the camper van and rapidly gets straight into the outside lane.
The man in the sports car then looks up at a sign and slams on and joins the inside lane and leaves the motorway at breakneck speed.
The sports car then speeds down an a road and does a handbrake turn and slides across a load of gravel and stops dead underneath a sign reading:
Lucky Carl's Camper Vans
SALES OFFICE
The man gets out holding an Amex
