We see two lads walking past a building with a sign saying:
Zoo Ornithology Dept.
There is a skip outside the building and the lads look in it.
We then see the two lads pool their money and buy a dilapidated burger van
They do it up using house paint and items from their kitchens
They go into to Tesco and fill the trolley with sausages, burgers, oil, frozen chips boxes of tea bags and large tins of coffee.
One of the lads then takes the alarm off a bottle of vodka and puts it in his hood.
As he walks out the alarm goes and the security guard walks over to him. The lad takes a semi aggressive stance and now all three security guards are involved.
The other lad then waltzes out with the trolley of unpaid goods.
We see a very bright bird in a tree.
In the distance
We see hundreds of men in wellies and Barbour's using an array of binoculars, long lens cameras and telescopes.
We see one of the lads by a sign saying 'Car Parking £5
There are hundreds of Range Rovers queuing and people have the fee in their hands.
We see the other lad, he is in the van next to him is a price list saying
Tea £5
Coffee £6
Burger and chips £16
The camera then pans back to the bird in the tree and on closer inspection we see it is in fact a stuffed dead bird that has been tied to the branch with fuse wire.
