Rose covered country cottage
We see a woman with her grey hair in a bun putting a hot pie on a window ledge to cool.
We see a man in a vest leaning on a spade in the garden.
The man spots the pie and creeps over and takes a bite.
The pie is far to hot
The man reacts badly and falls into a cold frame and severs his jugular vein he wriggles among the shards of glass then dies horribly.
The woman rushes out and sees this then drops dead on the spot.
A man dressed as a gypsy then peers over the hedge and sees the scene. He opens the gate and creeps into the house and comes out with silverware. He puts that down and then takes a knife from his belt and scalps the two corpses.
The gypsy then starts to urinate on the dead bodies.
We then hear a voice through a megaphone
"Cut Cut"
"Can we have the Gypsy adviser on set please pronto"
