Woody Allan and Monty Python? You sir are the secretary and sole member of the Adam Sandler fan club and I claim my 5 pounds.
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Quote: chipolata @ May 9 2013, 11:19 PM BSTStand up comedians doing stand up. I should find them funny but most get on my nerves a bit.
What pray do you think they should do instead sir, juggle turds?
Quote: Will Cam @ May 10 2013, 10:34 AM BSTWhat pray do you think they should do instead sir, juggle turds?
They might as well be.
I mean I like funny people so I should like a funny person talking onstage. Instead I find myself staring at them, thinking, "You absolute twat."
EDIT: I's added.
Quote: chipolata @ May 10 2013, 10:36 AM BSTThey might as well be.
I mean like funny people so should like a funny person talking onstage. Instead I find myself staring at them, thinking, "You absolute twat."
Are you using Stephen Hawking's iris controlled communicator at the same time as practicing for squint of the year because I read that first line 4 times (2 actually) and can't seem to make any sense of it 
Quote: Will Cam @ May 10 2013, 10:42 AM BSTAre you using Stephen Hawking's iris controlled communicator at the same time as practicing for squint of the year because I read that first line 4 times (2 actually) and can't seem to make any sense of it
I seem to have forgotten my I's. 
Quote: Nogget @ May 9 2013, 10:11 AM BSTAnd what's with doing alcohol with meals? It anaesthetizes your tongue and stops you tasting the food! If you must do drugs at the table, at least do one which enhances the experience.
Try telling that to every civilised country in the world.
What have you been drinking, moonshine?
At least if you're eating you have something to take away the unpleasant taste of most alcoholic beverages.
Coke or lemonade for me, thanks!
Quote: zooo @ May 10 2013, 11:01 AM BSTCoke or lemonade for me, thanks!
Same here.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ May 10 2013, 12:11 PM BSTSame here.
Did these Swiss grapes die in vain?
its spelt v-i-n-n-e
Quote: Lazzard @ May 10 2013, 12:21 PM BSTDid these Swiss grapes die in vain?
At least they led a happy life. The Swiss are at the top of the ranking in Europe when it comes to alcohol consumption (especially wine).
I on the other hand never liked wine. But I used to drink a lot of beer.
If only wine tasted as good as that looks!
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ May 10 2013, 12:32 PM BSTAt least they led a happy life. The Swiss are at the top of the ranking in Europe when it comes to alcohol consumption (especially wine).
I on the other hand never liked wine. But I used to drink a lot of beer.
And punching cuckoo clocks when drunk.
Mmmm! Coke...