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Quote: keewik @ May 8 2013, 9:35 PM BST

What's this thing with zebras? How many have you met?

What you feed them as well?
Is there no asshole animal you won't encourage?

If a zebra snuck up on you whilst you were scanning your goods at tesco it could add pounds to your bill.

Rape.

Quote: David Smith @ May 8 2013, 9:38 PM BST

:O Everyone likes clubbing zooo.

Lol, erm. Hence the thread.

Needlessly controversial posts.

And zebras.

Quote: Lee @ May 8 2013, 9:39 PM BST

Rape.

Agree It is a terrible thing.Why should someone like that anyway?

Fags.

Quote: zooo @ May 8 2013, 9:39 PM BST

Lol, erm. Hence the thread.

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Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2013, 9:39 PM BST

What you feed them as well?
Is there no asshole animal you won't encourage?

If a zebra snuck up on you whilst you were scanning your goods at tesco it could add pounds to your bill.

Ah, would that a stray zebra would appear at the patio doors as I sit here! I'd be out there with some defrosted chicken or a handful of hay ( yes, we have that but don't ask) immediately.

And please note, I never encourage bastard dogs. Scum of the earth.

Grey Friars Bobby...dog

Lassee...dog

Cujo...dog

Zebras what have they got? Racing Stripes?

Oh and I hate Tony Benn.

Everybody loves or respects the band Tool. I find them incredibly dull.

One Direction.

Quote: David Smith @ May 8 2013, 9:49 PM BST

One Direction.

You shouldn't like them.

Exactly.Also Justin Bieber.

Helen Mirren, the Duchess of Cambridge, Laurel and f**king Hardy, Charlie Chaplin (except in his serious films), Ken Dodd. Give me time and I'll include half the human race - and dogs (but not zebras)

Quote: keewik @ May 8 2013, 9:51 PM BST

Helen Mirren, the Duchess of Cambridge, Laurel and f**king Hardy, Charlie Chaplin (except in his serious films), Ken Dodd. Give me time and I'll include half the human race - and dogs (but not zebras)

:O Laurel And Hardy.The Duchess of Cambridge is hot.

Quote: keewik @ May 8 2013, 9:51 PM BST

Helen Mirren, the Duchess of Cambridge, Laurel and f**king Hardy, Charlie Chaplin (except in his serious films), Ken Dodd. Give me time and I'll include half the human race - and dogs (but not zebras)

Zebra lover

Laura and Hardy? eep you have a dark soul

although I despise Dodd as well.

He can Dodd off.

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