"If your mothers was alive I'd kill her"
Guess The Only Fools and Horses Line Page 3
Grandad?
Although he said something like "...then it would kill her". Maybe I'm wrong anyway.
No
Reggie Trotter?
Yes
"You know, last year I went to the zoo and I saw a camel that looked just like your mother but I didn't invite it home and put it in the guest suite!"
Don Vincenzo
Don ... (think again)!
Don Ochetti?
Yes.
"Woman come from Venus Men come from Peckham"
That's easy...Raquel.
Yeah.
Who sang: "...and I think to myself what a wonderful world..."?
Arnie?
"You found me out you rascal"