'That's what they all say'
EXT. STREET. OUTSIDE OF POLICE STATION. DAY
A young couple (30's) are on there way to the police station, they enter the police station to make a complaint.
INT. POLICE STATION. DAY.
MAN
Hello, I'm here to make a complaint, right opposite our house people have been having sex in a bush and it's absolutely ridiculous. We have young children as well.
POLICE OFFICER
That is awful sir, I will personally come round to the area and have a look for any evidence and hopefully the idiots will be caught.
MAN
Thank you.
The couple exit the police station and walk home.
EXT. STREET. DAY
As they are just about to cross the road and enter there house they are greeted by an enraged massive dog that is ready to pounce and attack.
The couple are chased into the bushes and are savaged by the dog, the owners dog shouts for the dog and dog exits the bush leaving the couple lying on the floor blooded and bruised.
10 minutes later
The couple just about stumble to there feet and move out of the bush. There clothes are all ripped, hairs a mess and the man has claw marks on his chest, the couple notice the policeman that they had just complained about starring in shock at them.
POLICE OFFICER
Well well well, what do we have here.
MAN
(the shocked man) Oh, no no no no officer it's not what it looks like
POLICEMAN
Yeah, that's what they all say.
THE END