A Farage - A political mirage, a man of the people as long as those people are rich, British and employed.
Let's make up some collective nouns
Haha - I like this.
Forjeeks - A forum of geeks.
A CUNTilation
A group of noisy, selfish, inconsiderate, thick as shit chavy arseholes that live across the road from you and make noise till 3am every Saturday night keeping the whole street awake with their retarded balling and shouting and wanky music taste
There's a c**tillation across from where I live
I hope they all choke on their own vomit and die slowly (BUT QUIETLY)
A Defeasance of Liberal Democrats.
A celebrity - a rare group of famous celibates who aren't being arrested for anything unsavoury
A Palate - A group of friendly cannibals
A Nonentity of WAGs.
A Whirr of Computers.
A Colony of Laptops
A feely of Tablets