Lonely Writers 101

Thread to post your ideal comedy writing partner in a Lonely Hearts style. Except you people who have already found them. Been struck by the comedy cupid. Living together in laughter. Wittily wed. Damn you. Anyway, cue romantic music.

'Male or female, GSO(surreal, slightly harsh, but life affirming and clever)H, must like Monkey Dust and 15 Stories High, enthusiastic, personable, connections within the industry and a long history of writing (maybe won a few competitions), nice bum.'

p.s. this thread does not condone comedy couples swinging or having affairs (or a sitcom shag as it's known in the industry).
p.p.s. I can't stress the nice bum enough.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 12, 2007, 5:37 PM

p.p.s. I can't stress the nice bum enough.

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I hope you and Big Derek from Bristol have a long and happy relationship!

This thread's a truckers paradise!

Another crack like that one and you won't be allowed to honk my horn!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 12, 2007, 5:39 PM

I hope you and Big Derek from Bristol have a long and happy relationship!

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Big Derek's taken. I tried Little Derek, but it wasn't the same.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Never mind!

They have special gadgets and creams now so you can always make it work.

Never seen 15 stories high. Keep hearing about it though.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 12, 2007, 5:37 PM

'Male or female, GSO(surreal, slightly harsh, but life affirming and clever)H, must like Monkey Dust and 15 Stories High, enthusiastic, personable, connections within the industry and a long history of writing (maybe won a few competitions), nice bum.'

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I like Monkey dust (got it on DVD)and 15 Stories High (Going to get it on DVD), sort of entusiastic. Connections in the industry=None. Have a long history of writing, got a sketch appearing at Edingburh Fringe this year. PM or email me if you're interested Simon

I love a happy ending!

He never called! Wheres my razor blades

I'll bring around the box of chocs and a copy of pretty woman!

I actually only have one requirement: must be able to write award-winning sitcoms. I look forward to hearing from you.

Quote: ajp29 @ August 12, 2007, 6:22 PM

He never called! Wheres my razor blades

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So sorry that things didn't work out. Chin up. Chin up.

It's not you, it's him.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 12, 2007, 6:37 PM

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haha its allll about the chocolates what kind? Im thinking of getting fake-dumped if it involves cookies and/or choccies

You need to eat sugar after a break up. Not only is sugar proven to help mend a broken heart, but it's also the law and you could face a fine.