The theme is male cosmetics this is the first time so any help with joke structure or number of jokes or funny at all would be great feedback thankyou.
We made it yeah at last we have cools beer, or as I like to call it cowards beer. I don't go into a Kebab shop for a prawn salad. Oh calorie light beer, now I don't need to drink these dry martini's. This defies logic, drink beer get drunk and fat. I would love to see marketing pitch. OH why can't I drink I may be fat but now the worry is over thank God all that worry I did over gaining weight due to beer, all that time at the bar spent thinking I better not have another got to go to weight watchers.
Not that there is a problem with looking after yourself, I masturbate regularly. Being a modern man its fine. I know I am one. How do I know. The only DIY I do is masturbation, I pretend to Listen to women and I know GHDs is not something you catch on holiday in Kavos. If any men are wondering. Yes I have checked I still have my balls. Now there is a new level of I have to accept cosmetic improvement. Now I can handle moisturizers, there is nothing more irritable than when you go down on someone and they get stubble rash and when that happens to you too.
Now Penis enlargement lets think about that. Think of the achievement the sense of pride the ownership. Yes do you know you are exposing yourself? Oh no wait that's great no scars I can see why. Sounds like fun yes. OH no. Now I researched this in depth and one thing grew, my dislike. Now I know people who have any plastic surgery done only do it after considering every other options. Oh my penis is so small what can I do.
Self esteem issues, certain abnormalities in that part of the body. Though penis is an abnormality in its self, isn't it, looks like a bold eel that's been out in the sun too long. Plus the procedure itself how to they get the girth. Its not like Tescos home brand sausages they don't just take a load of mashed up fat eye lids and noses and stuff it in your foreskin no they take mashed up fat from parts of the body and one of the side effects is that the body may reclaim the fat. So you're just left with a long piece of skin between your legs. Dangling like those peoples ear lobes of the oldest prostitute in Uganda (we've been there). No Longer meat and 2 veg. Just veg and skin matter. Now if you need any further discouragement the college of cosmetic surgery recommends you have good rapport with your surgeon. Good rapport that's like saying don't piss him off or he may invert it and you'll end up with a cavernous hole that will make a black hole look like a snooker pocket. I could imagine the conversation with the surgeon before the procedure. So looking at the broche sure as you can see there is the standard range we have the stallion right up to the sperm whale. Bull maximum you get is 2 niches. I can see how impressed a lot of women are in the audience with that I see that looks in many a woman. and that's why men get there penis enlarged.
