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The Apprentice - Series 9 Page 8

Holy mother of Satan, that Irish woman has the most annoying voice in the history of television. She looks like a puffer fish sucking on a lemon too.

I can't say I'm enjoying this series as much as previous ones. I found myself day dreaming while Sugar was contemplating who to sack last night. The editing seems a bit hack eyed recently. I think even viewers who are oblivious to manipulation of footage would notice something is a miss.

I miss the Junior version.

I enjoyed last night, albeit it was head in hand cringeworthy at times.

It feels more pantomimey as the years go more and this time it's really obvious. It's so obvious that the tasks are games with no real intent on proving business schools.

Also the girls keep losing; is this because the BBC went for pretty and bitchy. Where as the boys are far more just geezers/

If that's the case then it's really shameful and naughty.

I was watching through my fingers last night... was so horrendous and embarrassing that these people think that those were successful corporate days.

The woman who lost was talking the biggest load of bollocks. All crap jargon. Loved Karen's come back to the girl who "hates corporate".

Yeh she's really coming into her own since she took over from Margaret.

Nick just looks sad and he doesn't stare at the ladies bottoms anymore, I wonder if he's feeling ok?

I think the one with Stuart Baggs the brand was the peak.

Also if there's 12 of them and say 4 showers or so how do they all get ready in half an hour?

(aware that is the gayest question ever)

Oh they've all been up for ages before that call comes through.

Having sex with each other and taking drugs in a wild orgy of rampant perverted self regard?

Yeh I know all about that.

And what's with all the guys tattoos?

And... Where was the dopey looking c*** with the rolley eyes last night. Not one shot of him on the task.

I'd quite like to live in a caravan inside an exhibition centre. You'd feel very safe. Anyway, Poshboy looks doomed.

Man alive! What a £30k kicking they took!

Also, why do they always put the most ridiculous things on their CVs? What was it Alan just read out from Miles'? The Jedi Knight of sales? :S

Quote: chipolata @ June 12 2013, 9:16 PM BST

Anyway, Poshboy looks doomed.

Oh poor, presuming Chip!

I meant the posh boy from Liverpool. Whistling nnocently

And poor Natalie. Overlooked as eye candy, then sacked!

Alex for the final three. I suspect Neil will get there too. Not sure who the third will be.

That wasn't as cringe worthy as last week.

I enjoy the advert one normally so looking forward to next week.

Quote: L.E. @ June 13 2013, 8:55 AM BST

I enjoy the advert one normally so looking forward to next week.

Yes, the adverts are great. They always make such tits of themselves.

I always like to see Lord Sir ALan dish out a double sacking.

I also like to see him fire two people.

Great episode classic Apprentice, and big eyebrows is like George Osbournes mini me.

Quote: sootyj @ June 13 2013, 12:40 PM BST

I always like to see Lord Sir ALan dish out a double sacking.

I liked it when he got the posh boy back in the office and for a moment it looked like he was going to be sacked.

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