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The Apprentice - Series 9 Page 11

Last night's episode showed why capitalism needs to be replaced immediately. The worst tasting food garnered the most orders and buyers were influenced by Neil offering to improve the product if they ordered large amounts of it. Simply unbelievable.

Equivalent pitch to your boss - pay me a years wages in advance and I'll work harder.

Godot its a lovely illusion.

Supermarket execs order imaginary food from imaginary companies.

So they can appear on the BBC and advertise their shit.

"No I won't buy your make believe soup, because we love mums, kids and Jesus and Richard Dawkins."

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ June 27 2013, 1:54 PM BST

These are test batches and the skull could easily be removed on the proper run.
With a bit of minor tweaking, I think the 'horror food' for kids definitely had legs.

I agree, if they had simply not called it 'horrible', and maybe instead went for something spooky like "Ghoulish-goulash" or "Vam-paella", they might have had a winner.

Quote: chipolata @ June 26 2013, 9:29 PM BST

Alex ruining the first pitch by making noise. Laughing out loud

That was hilarious. I'm very sad that he's gone, he was my favourite.

The fun ones have pretty much gone now. Although I do find Luisa's cartoonish use of her sexuality quite amusing.

Quote: zooo @ June 26 2013, 9:13 PM BST

I don't know who's who. I prefer blonde woman at this moment. She's not quite as evil and sneaky.

Blond Woman is getting on my nerves
It's all rolly eyes & slapped arse face.

I think there are two blonde women who look very similar. So God knows which one I was referring to.

I should remember their names by now.
The only proper name I remember is Eyebrows.

But the Irish blond one saps all joy out of the room.

The women in this show always make me want to turn queer.

Sterile, slapped-up bitches with no taste, class or personality and the voices of crows gargling nails.

The 'Irish one' looks like a discounted blow-up doll.

I hope the short bloke wins. He just seemed... capable. Not a quality that is all that common on the show.

He's pretty useless. He'll be gone soon enough.

Quote: zooo @ June 29 2013, 12:22 AM BST

I think there are two blonde women who look very similar. So God knows which one I was referring to.

Ulrika Johnson?

Hi everyone! First post in this thread. Wave

It's been bugging me all series whose voice Myles reminds me of.

Finally got there!

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My tips for the final are Neil and Luisa, the only two candidates with any oomph.

My outside bet would be Francesca, who at least has some fire, but I don't think it helps her chances that she looks a bit like Stella English.

Everyone's getting on too well this week. :(

Miles has to go.

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