Dear Admins and Mods.... before you pooh your pants and delete this thread out of fear from the church of scientology or its pope, his holiness Thomas of Cruise, the thread topic is actually the name of a feature film I've been making for the last couple of years, so calm down dears (acknowledgement the late Michael Winner).
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Full length, 2 hour, ANIMATED FEATURE PROJECT..... written deliberately with that title in mind, just to prove that anything is possible, so long as you think about what you're doing and actually know your craft, in this case, an ability to beat the makers of south park, and openly depict Tom Cruise as being gay, without him being able to sue the living shite out of me... well, that's how it is in theory anyway!
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Can't say too much more about it as I don't want to give away the plot before the film has been completed, but... as its an animated comedy, it gave me the chance to "work" with some of my heros, like Sir Alec Guinness, Dicky Bird, Alistair Sim, That Scottish guy from star trek who was always shouting and panicking when the star ship enterprise had to go really fast, Macca Pacca, Harvey Weinstein, who morphs into Eric Cartman (my fav bit!!!), and of course, Gilbert the Alien.... plus Tom Cruise, Bruce Willis, James Gandolfini, Sid James, Oprah Winfrey, Kathy Burke, Weyland Smithers, Ray Winstone, Clint Eastwood, Burt Kwouk, Boris Johnston, Dimitar Berbatov, Harry Redknapp, Arsen Wenger, Lilly Savage, Vinny Jones, Steve Threllfall, ANt and Dec, plus Harry Enfiled and Paul WHitehouse to name a few... like Samuel L Jackson !
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OK then kids, groovy.... In the scene you're about to watch, Dicky Bird falls foul of Hollywood legalities and gets put in his place by the films director, Mr. Steven Spielberg.... ooh, I feel like I'm doing an episode of Disney!!!
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Reg Verney, Stephen Lewis, Avid Merrion, Michael Caine, Marty Feldman, Sean Connery, John Cleese, Spencer Tracy, and a pink alien who does sign language like you've never seen before.
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So... this must be the bit where I post the YouTube link only for this forum to tell me that it doesn't allow html code or something... right.... probably a cert 15 or 18, as there is some swearing, however it is not violent or aggressive swearing... it's swearing for comedy effect.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=82j4lsnIE-M#t=0s
You might as well have Dicky Bird Vs Steven Spielberg pt 2 as well really.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=QNBp0MfIXtg#t=69s
Not bad for a London bus driver.... well, that's what I am and that's what I think about it.