Clap clap Bang

I dunno something I'm just knocking about.

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Husband and wife in the bedroom.

Husband.
Ok I think I've finally got the settings to these clapping lights just right. Check it out!

Husband claps the lights turn on and off.

Huband
perfect! Check it out romantic right?!

Wife rolls her eyes. Husband jumps into bed, husband calps his hands, lights go off.
We can hear the bed springs start to bounce, then The lights flash on and off. Suddenly the movement stops there is a loud thud the lights turn on wife has fallen out of bed having a seizure.

Husband picks up the phone.

Husband
Hello A&E, yeh it happened again.

Neat idea (seizures getting close to the wind...)

but that said I think you need to be clearer that the sound of the bed is the same as the clapping

I'd say make the headboard bang or something so it sounds like clapping?

nb hello gav where have you been?

Quote: sootyj @ April 29 2013, 11:57 AM BST

Neat idea (seizures getting close to the wind...)

but that said I think you need to be clearer that the sound of the bed is the same as the clapping

I'd say make the headboard bang or something so it sounds like clapping?

nb hello gav where have you been?

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Ta bud, yeh making it a bit clearer is a good idea, and the headboard is a good idea.

Been working on a pilot mate, insane-o busy easing off a little now

How about we hear a 'clap' and the lights come on and the bloke is actually having his arse slapped- or something like that?
If he was being really suave, showing off the sound activated lights to a lady, with a sort of "I haven't really thought this through, have I ? " punch line.

Lazzard perhaps revealing more about his personal life than at first he intended

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OK, I admit it.
I did once look into the idea of sound activated lighting.
Only looked, mind you - never went the whole way.

What if they are in bed wearing fez's and holding a mechanical monkey with cymbals

Man
It's great to be back home

Woman
showing monkey

And this will always remind of us of OUR night in Mozambique and those three black guys.

Man
I have an erection

Woman
Lets go on line now!

NB
Sorry I couldn't squeeze the light switch bit into the plot the scence was calling out for internet based interracial cuckolding sex !

Quote: Lazzard @ April 29 2013, 12:16 PM BST

How about we hear a 'clap' and the lights come on and the bloke is actually having his arse slapped- or something like that?
If he was being really suave, showing off the sound activated lights to a lady, with a sort of "I haven't really thought this through, have I ? " punch line.

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I really like that idea

Once again the 'Cuckolding monkey in fez' scenario hits the cutting room floor like a red headed step kids crutch after he has been punched in the liver by his drunken step father!

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ April 29 2013, 12:26 PM BST

Once again the 'Cuckolding monkey in fez' scenario hits the cutting room floor like a red headed step kids crutch after he has been punched in the liver by his drunken step father!

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Quote: Gavin @ April 29 2013, 12:23 PM BST

I really like that idea

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Fill your boots.