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Psychics the world over have been hit hard by the recent recession, with many struggling to know what to do next. However, many feel that they should have seen it coming.
Psychic Alice from the 'Crystal Ball Foundation' explains that 'all of us that can predict the future agree that it is very difficult to know what's going to come next.'
'It should have been a very prosperous time for us but we have found that hindsight is now far more appealing to people than foresight.'
'Hindsight is just so fashionable and accessible. People have stopped saying what they reckon will happen in the future and instead just wait to see what happens, then tell you that they knew that would happen.'
'It makes them look like they are really clever.'
Newspaper 'The Independent' claims that hindsight is the future. A spokesman Verity Wet said,
'The newspaper has never been interested in accurate reporting.'
'All we do is try to find stories about terrible things that have happened and write an article suggesting that if we were involved, we could have told them that it wouldn't work.'
'It is now growing into a national trait and we genuinely believe that we started it.'
'People don't care about what is going on or what will happen in the future. People just want to feel that if they had predicted the future, that they would have been right about it.'
'We never thought that psychics would do well during the recession. In our opinion, they should have done things very differently. But, as psychics, they should have known that.'
However, Psychic Alice said 'I knew that's what they would say.'