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Magic Vending Machine Game!

Ok, here's a new game...

Here's how you play: You're in front of a Vending machine. Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!

For example:

Person1: Inserts £1

Person2: You get <insert answer here>

Inserts Banana...

Okay. I hope this goes well.

I'll start...

*inserts a burger*

I think Freve needs to start a new thread.

What are the rules?

What happened to the burger?

I insert something for example I insert a pizza then the next person who answers says what you get out of the machine and they insert something.

How big is the slot?

I fear the mechanics of this machine might become clogged. Have you built in any maintenance costs David?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 22 2013, 9:47 PM BST

How big is the slot?

More importantly, how small is the slot?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 22 2013, 9:47 PM BST

How big is the slot?

And that, before Sootyj gets to it.

You can insert anything in the machine and anything can come back up.

I will start

*inserts a burger.

You get: nothing. Forever.

Now you insert something.

Quote: David Smith @ April 22 2013, 9:50 PM BST

*inserts a burger.

You get: a bunch of people unwilling to play along.

Inserts: my penis.

No point, I'll only get nothing back. Forever.

Quote: David Smith @ April 22 2013, 9:52 PM BST

Now you insert something.

Do you say that to all the lasses?

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