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One of my solar lights in the garden isn't working. It only cost a pound from Poundland. And I brought it three years ago. But still.

Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2013, 12:09 AM BST

One of my solar lights in the garden isn't working. It only cost a pound from Poundland. And I brought it three years ago. But still.

Scandalous !

This is supposed to be a developed country.

I shall put some daytime TV ads on showing Chip looking suitably sad holding his expired light.

'For only 1p per month, you can bring the light back into Chip's life' Text lightupchip to 67549 now and bring a little brightness into someone's life.'

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 21 2013, 12:14 AM BST

Scandalous !

This is supposed to be a developed country.

I shall put some daytime TV ads on showing Chip looking suitably sad holding his expired light.

'For only 1p per month, you can bring the light back into Chip's life' Text lightupchip to 67549 now and bring a little brightness into someone's life.'

HOY! I am quite vexed. At night I like the path in my backyard to look like a mini landing strip - except now it's lopsided. *seeths quietly*

The ones I got from Wilkinsons never worked once. :(

Quote: zooo @ April 21 2013, 12:21 AM BST

The ones I got from Wilkinsons never worked once. :(

You need to take them back and heavily fist-bang the counter.

This was about five years hence.

I may have lost the receipt...

Quote: chipolata @ April 21 2013, 12:21 AM BST

HOY! I am quite vexed. At night I like the path in my backyard to look like a mini landing strip - except now it's lopsided. *seeths quietly*

Take one out of the other side and re-space the rest.

Admittedly you'll end up with landing strip with one light on either side but then you can pretend you are the landing strip of a remote village in Uzbekistan.

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[quote name="Oldrocker @ April 21 2013, 12:44 AM BST

Take one out of the other side and re-space the rest.

Admittedly you'll end up with landing strip with one light on either side but then you can pretend you are the landing strip of a remote village in Uzbekistan.

:D I shall take one light and relocate it to the corner of the lawn. This will shorten the landing strip but this will just sort the men-pilots from the boy-pilots.

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