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"What the eck, Rock n roll let's all have a Pear"

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"What the eck, Rock n roll let's all have a Pear"

"I was there shouting with everyone else 'Come back on, ELO, and carry on playing!'"

That's an anecdote love!

"Hands Up.Give me all your petrol"
Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

RTE executive: "You ever been to Ireland, Alan?"
Alan: "No, no. I'd love to go."
RTE executive: "It amazes me when people say that and it's only 49 quid on a plane."
Alan: "Yeah. I think that's what puts me off."

"I'm on the ring road , Lynn. Third time round"

Tony Hayers: "Alan, this is Peter Linehan, he's revamping our current affairs output..."
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Chris Feathers: "Oh, Peter Linehan? Well, he's just revamped News and Current Affairs."

Nice bookends!

"Jurassic Park!"

"Textbook".

"Cash back"

-Hello Camp David.

-Hello, Alan.

-What did you have for Lunch?

-Mince!

"I have 104 friends."

"God created Adam and Eve , not Adam and Steve"

Alan: I loved your article in the Guardian, by the way.
Tony: Really?
Alan: I loved that phrase you used; it was very very clever, where you said revolution, not evolution.
Tony: No, it was the opposite, evolution not revolution.
Alan: Well, you know, whatever. Because that is me. You know, because I e-volve but I don't re-volve. Or vice versa. I suppose what you are trying to say is, you don't want another Chris Evans on your hands.
Tony: No that IS what we want.
Alan: I'm you're man!

"These are sex people"

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