My guide to crime

http://debaucher.us/

I wrote most of this stuff, some of it's fun most of it's stoopid, none of it should be followed.

Job on hiatus for now, but may start up so all advice welcome.

Other than "why don't you kill yourself you loser?"

I only put up with from my therapist because I'm paying him.

Can a mod change title to "my guide to crime" please, I was ambushed by my dyspraxia.

The absence of commas and a reference to 'Leer Jet' rather than Learjet, signifies the comedy-spunking pen of Sootyj.

I know of no-one, including the inventor of the break-dancing-powered car, who makes you work so hard for your jollies.

You evil f**ker, Sooty.

F**k the c**t I was working for said he'd do the editing

what a rotten bastard eh