Anyone here?
Hello?
I'm here. You here?
No.
OK i'll leave then
Right see you later. I'll NOT be waiting here.
You're using that old perverse psychology thing aren't you
I'm here!
Hi Jude 
How are you?
Yay, Jude's here!
Hi Leevil and ajp, I'm good
Did Gav convince you to MSN?
I have no idea what you're talking about 
Leevil!
What's the big secret?