Kim-Yong-Un is sitting in North Korean room for tactical war with all his generals.
General Wan-King: Sooo do you have any plans this week for the North Korean Military?
Kim-Yong-Un: I want to nuke that one.
(Kim-Yong-Un points at a randomly place on the world map)
General Wan-King: Taiwan. Do you know pointed on Taiwan?
Kim-Yong-Un: Yeah I know.
General Wan-King: You are sure you want to nuke Taiwan? They are very peaceful nation and makes nice little toys and porcelain. How about the American Imperialist? You always talk about how much you hated them. You don't want to nuke some Americans?
Kim-Yong-Un: NO. And I want to nuke that one.
(Kim-Yong-Un points at a randomly place on the world map)
General Wan-King: Poland? You want to nuke Poland?
Kim-Yong-Un: Yeah.
General Wan-King: We don't have any problems with the polish people.
Kim-Yong-Un: Yeah I know. I want to nuke them.
General Wan-King: Okaay but I remember somebody talking about how much he hates the Chinese people. With their stupid language made of many thousand weird symbols. And how a people that cook dogs never can be trusted.
Kim-Yong-Un: Yeah I know
General Wan-King: If we launch all of our nuclear missiles we can't bomb anybody ells. So you are sure you want to nuke Taiwan and Poland?
Kim-Yong-Un: Yeah.
(The general picks up a phone and calls a number)
General Wan-King: This is General Wan-King. Launch all our nuclear missiles against Taiwan and Poland.
(Everybody in the room watches a TV screen transmitting the nuclear launch)
General Wan-King: And the Missiles have launched.
Kim-Yong-Un: I want to nuke the Americans and China.
