Very trigger happy TV this sketch.
SCENE. INT. PUB. NIGHT.
The barman rings the bell for last orders.
Two men walk in, in boxing attire and begin to box each other.
The people in the pub go mental.
BARMAN
(Under his breath) Knew I shouldn't have set up a pub in Newcastle.
END
A mate of mine at work said he always wanted to do that in a pub so I thought I'd make a sketch out of his strange fantasies.