Quote: Sinon @ March 26 2013, 10:52 PM GMTDoes this gun look anything like a penis?
Yes, and it only fires blanks. If it fires at all. Sometimes nothing happens no matter how hard I cock it.
What Do Dreams Mean? Page 5
A few nights ago I dreamt I was growing golden brown fur all over my face. I tried to shave it off a cheek but the razor wouldn't work. Does this mean I'm turning into a werewolf and , if so, when is the next full moon?
So I'm in what I think is a wartime bunker and there is a matron demanding us to go to bed, as if we are all kids. I am pretty reluctant to get onto my bed and, well it just so happens that the rotting corpse of Queen Victoria is spilling over from her bed onto mine. I awkwardly lay on my mattress, with her dead cold body creeping ever by. It's not moving because she's a zombie or something. It's just falling strangely. The matron woman is just asking me to put up with it, because it's Queen Victoria, she can do what she wants, even when dead.
EDIT: Whoops, meant to post this in Status Update.
Seriously though, what a dream! Never expected it to be a wet dream too 