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What Do Dreams Mean?

I had a crazy dream last night and it goes like so.

It started in the back of what can only be described as a darkened cattle truck with special forces army personnel.

The back door opened and we all piled out in to the street just outside the "London eye" wheel thingy. There was lots of shouting and running around.

I heard a voice that shouted "There it is" and when I turned around there was a giant hamster spinning around on the London eye wheel thingy using it like a giant hamster wheel.

Shouts for "GET DOWN" was very distinct, then a jet flew over and nuked the whole lot. Then I woke up!

Very interesting.... You obviously believe your life is caged like a hamster in a wheel, constantly spinning and going nowhere. Welcome to modern life, which as the saying goes is rubbish

Quote: Nigel Ball @ March 25 2013, 10:57 AM GMT

I had a crazy dream last night and it goes like so.

It started in the back of what can only be described as a darkened cattle truck with special forces army personnel.

The back door opened and we all piled out in to the street just outside the "London eye" wheel thingy. There was lots of shouting and running around.

I heard a voice that shouted "There it is" and when I turned around there was a giant hamster spinning around on the London eye wheel thingy using it like a giant hamster wheel.

Shouts for "GET DOWN" was very distinct, then a jet flew over and nuked the whole lot. Then I woke up!

This is amazing stuff and would make a great painting.
I absolutely love dreaming (even if some dreams can be pretty scary)...it's better than watching films. Maybe that's where my affinity for David Lynch films is coming from. These come very close to dreams.

Quote: Nigel Ball @ March 25 2013, 10:57 AM GMT

I had a crazy dream last night and it goes like so.

It started in the back of what can only be described as a darkened cattle truck with special forces army personnel.

The back door opened and we all piled out in to the street just outside the "London eye" wheel thingy. There was lots of shouting and running around.

I heard a voice that shouted "There it is" and when I turned around there was a giant hamster spinning around on the London eye wheel thingy using it like a giant hamster wheel.

Shouts for "GET DOWN" was very distinct, then a jet flew over and nuked the whole lot. Then I woke up!

As Freud, famously, said: " It's a sex dream you pervert!"

Whistling nnocently

According to my book of dreams, a hamster spinning on a wheel means your life/relationship is going nowhere. Explosives can mean you're in danger of exploding with frustration or anger. Sounds like these might tie together.

Quote: Sinon @ March 25 2013, 12:16 PM GMT

As Freud, famously, said: " It's a sex dream you pervert!"

Whistling nnocently

So, if that's the case then the "going down" and the "nuking" make some sense. But what does the giant hamster stand for? ;)

(The "giant hamster in London" reminds me a bit of the giant hedgehog that shouts "Dinsdale"!)

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ March 25 2013, 12:24 PM GMT

So, if that's the case then the "going down" and the "nuking" make some sense. But what does the giant hamster stand for? ;)

Maybe he'd been watching xHamster just before bed? - XL hamster?

Laughing out loud

Quote: keewik @ March 25 2013, 12:24 PM GMT

According to my book of dreams, a hamster spinning on a wheel means your life/relationship is going nowhere. Explosives can mean you're in danger of exploding with frustration or anger. Sounds like these might tie together.

I always wondered, how do they prove their dream interpretations are correct?

Quote: keewik @ March 25 2013, 12:24 PM GMT

According to my book of dreams, a hamster spinning on a wheel means your life/relationship is going nowhere. Explosives can mean you're in danger of exploding with frustration or anger. Sounds like these might tie together.

Life at the moment is pretty good, nothing in it that I can say pisses me off, apart from Bills and schools, but I suppose they are general hastle for most people. Had good feed back from certain projects I have sent out, and that's put me on a personal buzz. Been Married for the best part of 18 years, so relationship is good.

Maybe it could be because I'm going to turn 40 in June. A breakdown maybe? Eh?

Maybe you just want to go and have a nice day out in London.

There's a good chance, too, that the vast majority of dreams don't 'mean' anything.

Quote: zooo @ March 25 2013, 1:28 PM GMT

Maybe you just want to go and have a nice day out in London.

This is an oxymoron surely

Only if you have no imagination or taste! :)

Quote: zooo @ March 25 2013, 11:24 PM GMT

Only if you have no imagination or taste! :)

That sounds like me, chippy northerners rule ;)

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