We had to dissect a frog in class today.
Do they still do that in chemistry?
It was a French lesson.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 20 2013, 8:09 PM GMTThe check is in the post.
Is that a piece of paper saying
"are these your jokes?"
My Jokes Page 2
I don't open those kind of envelopes.
Where do you stand on French letters?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ March 20 2013, 8:13 PM GMT
The Pope would approve
he's given me special dispensation to open those ones.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amon
Amon who?
Ey Mon who wants to get in bretheren.
is that joke unfunny, racist or both?
What about these
A Man is in a car chase and the cops pull him over and say "stop that vehicle" and the man says " what me or the car?"
A Man is stuck and lift and he says "Help me I'm stuck in the lift"
Someone says "Mate your going up the escalator!"
Someone enters a shop and asks For sweets and the shopkeeper says "This isn't a candy shop it's a liquor shop love"
A Woman is hit by a car and she gets taken into A and E says "This is the worst dentist I have been to in my life"
Please provide feedback 
well theyre not funny
dejavu is it you?
Quote: sootyj @ March 20 2013, 8:16 PM GMTKnock Knock
Who's there?
Amon
Amon who?
Ey Mon who wants to get in bretheren.is that joke unfunny, racist or both?
Ey Mon Holmes may think so.
These are a lot better.
That Knock knock one I heard at Primary school 20 odd years ago !
David Smith, please don't post in the Critique forum again. Your previous user accounts have all been banned and you will follow if you continue.
Quote: Aaron @ March 20 2013, 8:22 PM GMTDavid Smith, please don't post in the Critique forum again. Your previous user accounts have all been banned and you will follow if you continue.
Now that made me laugh!
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Han sole
Han sole who?
Tell Jabba I'll have his money.
heres a good one
What's 10 foot long and stinks of piss?
Old folk doing the conga